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"If you can't laugh at lawyers, who can you laugh at?" (Mel S. Martin, J.D.)
``Don't dare hire an attorney before you read this valuable book. It covers numerous aspects, including ways of testing a lawyer, and is able to combine humor with sensible guidelines." (Sid Ascher, The Current, December 27, 1996)
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From the Glossary:
Lawyer: A professional person who couldn't get into medical school.
Tort: A wrong that consists of a breach of duty rather than a breach of contract; also a French pastry.
Retainer: Something worn by the attorney's kids to keep their teeth straight.
Stay: When a judge wants to suspend action, he orders a stay; a command given to pets and teenagers to accelerate action.
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